I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
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