is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
the potatoes in the margarita machine wasn't the breaking point. its when he turned on the stove and put a bunch of bottle rockets on it that i knew the night had prematurely failed
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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