Who wears a wallet chain?!
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
high people should be assigned attendants
the day after is always just damage control
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
I should start printing out disclaimer handouts and passing them out to people saying, "I can not be held responsible for anything I say or do this evening."
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
Just got a blowjob from a coed in exchange for saving her an iPhone 5 when I get them in stock. Sometimes it's awesome to be a Verizon employee.
we need to tell them stories about when happens when we're sober so they think they know what they're in for when they're actually completely unprepared for whn happens when we get drunk
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
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