I like how you formally end text interactions, just turn your phone off or don't respond you pervert
I was so drunk last night, I had to Wikipedia what i did.
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
Getting a smaller wine glass hasn’t changed the amount I drink—it just means I get more steps each day. Cheers to health!
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