there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
All of the texts in my phone just say "BEER". I woke up with glowsticks on my arm. What happened last night?
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
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