It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
She vajazzled her vag. It was as useless as putting earrings on chewbacca
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
the staff put glowsticks in the urinals of the porta-pottys last night and honestly drunk me has never been more grateful for anything in his life
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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