Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
Hungover. Be in at noonish. Turn my monitor on and put a hot cup of coffee on my desk so the boss thinks I'm in
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
Im just drunk enough to admit that I miss Hannah Montana.
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
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