Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
This is why you don't make out with cougars at a bar... I got a linkedin request from her, wtf?
there are chunks of pepperoni under the sheets. can you be here in 10? breakfast in bed?
That point of drunk where you're in a bar bathroom and you're like "F*ck you bra! I'm not taking your sh*t anymore! and you take it off and throw it in a trashcan.
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
I have 3 vacation days left and I'm guarding them like a gay dragon on a pile of gold dildos molded after celebrities.
Smaug the FABULOUS
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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