Sry I called you an 8
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
Im calling him
was mistake calling. If you drunk dial someone you deserve to choke on a tubesock. Take the advice. Always remember
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
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