Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Kicked off drink for Jesus month by puking in my mouth while talking to my priest...real cool
I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
time to smoke my breakfast
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
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