I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
After you verbally abused the McDonalds employee for not making your fries fast enough, the fact that you woke up on a random lawn does not surprise me.
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
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