Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
I woke up this morning with a bag of pepperonis in my bed.... and my facebook status was "pepperonis"
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
I'm about to make existential crisis tacos.
My Sexting was not on an AP level
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
Pretty sure keeping my vibrator in the same drawer with the weed makes it work better. I fall asleep almost immedi
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
i don't know what it is about you being around kids that makes me want to screw your brains out
That is the creepiest and also the sexist thing you've ever said
i think it's like a sexual celebration of not having kids
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