Whoa Z and x make the same sound
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
1. I drank goldschlager 2. I fell in a bathtub and hit my head (hard) on a soap dish. 2. I sat in said bathtub talking to a random stranger on vacation from wyoming (who i met at a 711 looking for taquitos) for almost an hour. 3. We got kicked out of said bathtub by owner of bathtub. 4. We had sex.
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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