They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
Omg just woke up. 6am. random apartment. broad daylight. bunch of ppl doin coke around me. Theres a bridge nearby. I think my dentist is down the block. Oof.
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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