Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
Diet Starts Tomorrow! Guy from McDonalds asked if I got a new car...
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
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