but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
just ran into a kid I used to hook up with while wearing his shirt. Only me. I tried to pretend like it wasn't his but it said his name on the back so I wasn't winning that.
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
I have an epic ass bruise from a wheel tonight and I am drunk now because I decided vodka heals all wounds.
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
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