You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
Why the fuck am I at this dorm meeting? I don't pay $50,000 a year to stay sober.
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