I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
I stole a fireplace last night.
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
Leaving my wallet at work and not going out to drink tonight...SIGN FROM THE UNIVERSE.
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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