I'm curled up in a ball on the floor of my office with the lights off. I hope no one notices. No more open bar. Woof.
oh my god im such an asshole. i just asked the guitarist of bad religion if he was a scalper.
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
I just remembered I gave $20 to a bum last nite. Philanthropy events always make me do stupid shit.
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
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