More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
my mother just offered to pay for my fake id.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
You are the only person I have ever seen offer your other drink to the bouncer on two fors night
Bouncers are people too...giant angry people
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
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