she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
apparently the bartender would rather give me free shots than tell me that my whole nipple piercing was hanging out
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
I got offered a handle of vodka and tomato soup to bring his dog home. He knows me all too well.
Mike is so stoned. I just heard him quietly mutter to himself "rock a piss" as he walked down the hall to the bathroom
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
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