no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Update from family reunion: my aunt Janet once got her legs stuck behind her head. The fire department had to be called.
Sex on a trampoline was so worth getting a mosquito bite on my penis
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
I woke up covered in BBQ sauce. My hand had "you win" written on it. Do I celebrate?
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
My moral compass cannot be waived by two measly bloody Mary's
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
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