i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
Woke up this morning with a note saying "great sex, see you never". Why can't I meet more women like her?
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
cashier rang me up and said, "white people are funny." like i'm NOT the only white person to buy just lettuce & 40 glow sticks
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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