If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
I have a running excel spreadsheet detailing the number of shots in a night and subsequent ability to masturbate
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
Best part: she drunkenly told me I'm dangerous then slurred to my parents that I should watch out in case I fall in love with her. Then she mounted a pinata
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
woke up to a case of keystone on my porch when I went to bed at seven that morning.. I think it's someone's peace offering for getting my roommates car towed
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
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