How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I'm holding in my pee so that I can hear "Cowboy" in its entirety on the radio
my drunk uncle just explained that turkeys are not gentle lovers... and no context doesn't make it better.
Stealing vibrators from Walmart together was when I realized you'd be my Maid of Honor.
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
I found my phone outside under the leaves by the curb. What the fuck did I do last night
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
Moral of the story: always keep condoms in your bra
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
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