i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
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