I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
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