We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
I recently had a rabies scare because I thought putting socks on my hands to pick up a squirrel that got in my house was a good idea.
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
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