I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
I just got an email from a bridal website with the subject "Countdown to your Wedding Day"... is 11AM too early to drink the rest of the wine we have?
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
I was trying to be really smart and save 10 dollars for each cab there and back. ...so I ripped a $20 dollar bill in half.
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
Piecing together the sordid story from witness accounts and photographic evidence, courtesy of Fcebook. My night included Mojitos, lighting the bar on fire and declaring myself the Queen of Nerds when I stole someone's flashing tiara. Woke up this morning with a velvet cape and plastic scepter to match. Mojitos are awesome!
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
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