Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
I feel like I got run over by a bus full of inebriated Scotsmen on the way to a soccer riot.
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
She handed me scissors and told me that they were the ones with the lowest probability of having been used to trim someone's pubes.
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
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