What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
he wrote me a grocery list while i was passed out. every other item was gin. it went on for 4 pages.
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
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