TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
Randomize
