We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
His penis makes me feel like a mystic dragon sliding down a turbo slide covered in white gumdrops and sour cashews
Same.
St Patricks day needs to be raged like youve never raged before. Like youre in the desert and it starts raining beer. Like it's the day the announced the 21st amendment (which is the one that ended prohibition)
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
That awkward moment when you're drunk enough to crave cocaine, but you're sober enough to know it's only Tuesday.
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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