its good she wears the same dress to all the weddings so we can track how fat she's really gotten
so glad i banged her when she was skinny
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
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