Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
Lock the bathroom door next time you are going to masterbate with the shower head, okay?
I was just power-washing my vagina.
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
In the morning he said my plan to make 2 casseroles today was, "hot in a grandma sort of way," & I didn't think it was weird. THAT'S how hot he was.
Highlight of the day: got a bunch of drunks to sing baby shark.
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