What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
Just took my morning after pill in the library
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
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