am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
Of course it was necessary for me to call the strip club and ask what their shower policy is. Smelled like she was wiping her ass with my eyebrows during that dollar dance.
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
Trial is expected to last a fucking week if I get chosen.
To be fair, you are the kind of person I want to be on the jury when I inevitably end up in front of one.
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
Randomize
