what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Girl last night got so wet when I was going on down her it flooded up my nose. I nearly drown
I'm at my inlaws playing Scrabble. Go Fuck Yourself.
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
drunk me just left notes all around the apt to remind shitfaced me that i have mashed potatoes in the fridge. do not take them down if you come home before me.
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
I threw a dessert topping at a baby tonight so drink up! If you stay sober tonight I will be very disappointed in you.
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
Is that strawberry winking at me??
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