But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
You stressed the importance of not breaking the seal too early... and then proceeded to piss your pants when you sneezed.
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
You kept trying to hail an ambulance
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
That point of drunk where you're in a bar bathroom and you're like "F*ck you bra! I'm not taking your sh*t anymore! and you take it off and throw it in a trashcan.
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
You need a new phone. When you talk it sounds like the teacher from Peanuts while she's trying to give a blowjob.
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