? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I'm sorry my penis didn't work
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
STOP FUCKING TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT THAT TIME THAT GUY CAME ON MY FACE WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
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