please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
negative
come find me please
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
I don't remember much of last night. But I woke up with very apologetic texts from him this morning so apparently I didn't get laid. Which is stupid.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
Is it weird that I only look up my ex on Twitter when I take a shit? May have conditioned myself to associate him with shit
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
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