At least make sure they are 18
Why
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
Blow job in a bar bathroom for my Thing 1 while in a onezie dressed up as Thing 2. Best Halloween ever.
I bet the Cat in the Hat never caused mischief like that.
All I wanted to tell you is that I fucked a guy covered in fake blood, who circumcised himself.
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
What a dumb baby whore.
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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