Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
I'll offer my penis as collateral. You can hold title to it till I pay you back.
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
If you come home to me in lingerie and you start vacuuming...I need to reevaluate my priorities
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
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