This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
Of course, I believed he would find me irrestible...sloppy drunk, chugging from a bottle of chardonnay, and completely naked because those kids stole my clothes as I was swimming on their private beach
I also tried to drunkenly adopt a kitten last night. It didn't pan out.
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
The true debate: do I prioritize going to bed and getting more than six hours of sleep or do I prioritize washing out various grease, leaf bits, and jizz out of my hair
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
Randomize
