This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
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Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
I just woke up in a puddle of boob sweat. Definitely time to consider a reduction.
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
I look like I just got gang banged and I'm wearing a Taylor swift t shirt. It's not gonna be a pretty breakfast.
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
Just looked at the TV in the bar for the weather report. Didn't want to walk home drunk during a tornado warning
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