IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina
Nope. She just screamed at me "YOU WERE A FAILED ABORTION" and "I'LL PUT ANTHRAX IN YOUR PILLOW YOU LITTLE FUCK". Best mother award ever
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
She is the absolute last thing I would want to screw. Honestly. Fellating a porcupine. Higher on the list.
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
I apparently used the line "I'm a bouncer too so i would know if I were too drunk" then they asked me to leave.
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
I told him that if he cleaned the bathroom, I'd blow him. You could eat off the toilet. Seriously, get over here. This is the cleanest you'll ever see it.
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
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