And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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