Don't you send me to vm
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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