What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
your brother just told me that Guinness is the first book of the Bible...
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
He just kept going down on me. And he was all like, do you mind? No motha fucka, who would? All of his ex's, apparently. Whatever, he's a gem and I'm keeping him.
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