He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
I woke up tied to the door handle with reindeer patterned socks. You can tell it's Christmas.
Either I need to stop bringing you back to my apt or I need to stop buying ikea furniture
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
I cannot take an uber back in my costume...can you please come get me?
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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