think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
Just talked a homeless guy out of suicide. Was rewarded with a garbage bag full of mountain dew bottles and zannies. Im such a good person
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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