You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
You don't know the meaning of what the fuck until you wake up naked and alone in someone's bed staring at a dead squirrel on their dresser.
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
So the doctor told me that I am starting to showing the early signs of liver cirrhosis. Thank you Jack Daniels for making the first 26 years of my life awesome.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
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