fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
You just took 4 shots. 2 of them were maple syrup.
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
I renamed some of my contacts in my phone before passing out and I have one I cant figure out, its "fucking house elf scum"
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
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