i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
I was gonna be Romantic and write your name in emoji eggplants but A's are hard
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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