why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
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