he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
She looked at me and said there is a 90% chance I am going to puke in the next 10 minutes. 10 minutes later she is in jack in the box throwing up. She has amazing timing.
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
I'm single as of 11 minutes ago. I was the chick who drunkenly tried to climb into bed with you 2 weeks ago. Wanna make this happen?
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
I'm at the store buying a new phone cause I pissed all over mine last night. Drunk me is expensive as shit.
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