I should be sponsored by Trojan
kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
and i looked up. we had an audience...
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
I wish I could have seen the drive thru woman's face after " May I please have 20 Mcflurrys.....and a large diet coke, I'm trying to watch my weight for bikini season."
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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