So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
he just watched a baby story on tlc while high and just called me screaming he never wants me to get pregnant
then he said we can't have sex anymore because ill hate him.
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
Urine might work for jellyfish stings, but we found out it doesn't work well for nose bleeds...
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
on a related note, did you know that the fire alarm in our apartment talks?
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
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